THE DAY THE ROTTWEILERS GOT CREATIVE
by Diane Torncello When you go out in the yard today, be ready for a surprise. When you go out to the yard today, you won't believe your eyes. The Rottweilers, Dear, were playing a game, And our back yard won't be the same. Today's the day the Rottweilers got creative! Do you remember the garden gate that I asked you to fix? Well, you can take it off your list it's now a pile of sticks. The bushes and shrubs you needed to prune, were bitten & chewed & finished by noon. Today's the day the Rottweilers re-arranged things! Do you remember the flower garden that you kept so neat? Well, who'd of thought it was something they'd redesign with feet. They romped and played, it wasn't a crime. They did it all in the interest of time. The only thing left you need to attend is a Daisy! Do you remember the grass so green that they were not to hurt? Well....you can forget it too, it's all been turned to dirt. They dug some holes around the trees, They showed me one it's up to my knees! Today's the day the Rottweilers re-arranged things. The sprinkler heads are missing too, I don't know where they've gone. It sprung a leak and filled a hole, and now we have a pond. They work so quick it's hard to believe, That all of this could be done by three. Today's the day the Rottweilers re-arranged things! They're resting now, they're very tired from all that they have done. Good thing we have the number we do, this could not be done by one. They worked so hard to please their Dad, They hope that you will be very glad. Today's the day the Rottweilers got creative! (Diane says she wrote this after her Rottweilers re-arranged their newly landscaped yard. They've grown now and no longer dig up trees and shrubs..they have graduated to septic-tanks!)